I am personally thrilled that President Elect Barack Obama is on his way into the White House. It's been mentioned a million times, but what a HUGE step forward for America! The next few months are going to be riveting. Although, I must confess: in my celebratory excitement, I accidentally drank a lot of vodka (and a 40oz, and a Sparks...) and woke up on my bedroom floor, naked except for ballet flats, wrapped very tightly in my comforter. Listen, I know what you're thinking, and you're absolutely right. I am a true patriot.