Tuesday, December 2, 2008

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You all know how much I love to make lists. Since I haven't written on dis kool bLoG in awhile, I've been contemplating my latest life decisions, and have compiled a list of all the best things I've done in the past couple weeks. I recommend you try one or all of them, since they mostly go against every one of the Ten Commandments and the entire Koran.

1. Drank every night for 12 nights straight (and some days) until my surroundings started quivering whenever I tried to concentrate on something for more than 30 seconds.

2. Fell down a hill and rolled full-force into a rotten pumpkin.

3. Stole a hat from a store... by wearing it out on my head.

4. Didn't wash my hair for 4 consecutive days.

5. Lied about my name. Twice in one night. And used two different names. To the same person.

6. Ate a piece of pie entirely with my hands.

7. Spent over $500 in less than a week.

8. Picked my fish up out of his fishbowl with a spoon.

9. Woke up on the ground in four different locations within three weeks.

10. Wrote a Haiku and performed it on stage at an open-mic night, whilst wearing a heavy wool coat, scarf, and hat.

Feel free to leave comments about your favorite things that you've done recently. I'd love to know I'm not the only one acting like a mentally delayed six-year-old. Actually, scratch that. Four-year-old.

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