OK, I thought the other day was cold: today is Siberian. If you live in New York and have Botox, don't make any weird facial expressions today, unless you're fine with keeping them indefinitely.
Also, this I saw a guy pacing and talking to himself at my subway stop, and my first reaction was not, "Good morning, crazy guy!" but rather, "F*ckin' bluetooth." Then I noticed the bottle-shaped brown paper bag in his left hand and the lack of socks/hygiene.