Tuesday, February 16, 2010

servin safari

Hey I got a new job!

iiiittttttt's.... waitress. Hurray.

Oh well, at least I'll be using my $100,000 college degree!

....wait.

My absolute favorite part about this new job is that I have to wear a neck tie... with jeans. It kind of looks like an outfit a small-town guy from the midwest would wear... when he goes to surprise a girl at her house on Valentine's day with a Whitman's Sampler, and maybe some carnations-- the flower of love.

Luckily, I really don't have much of a job ego to bruise, since my previous job was answering phones in a spa, and putting "green" eco-makeup on frumpy suburban moms. Oh, and don't forget making sure all the lady-clients were as comfortable as possible before they had patches of hair ripped off their skin with hot wax! Some things like that just make sense. Like taking a shower before you go to the gym, or drinking milk with a meal.