In any case, my new favorite crazy is the most recent TV ad put out for Yaz birth control. Apparently, in addition to giving you a worry-free, baby-less, and promiscuous-as-U-wanna-be lifestyle, you also get to act batshit insane.
Behavior YOU can engage in, if you take Yaz:
- Falling backwards into a bathtub while fully clothed!
- Sitting on the ground barefoot and cutting off your own hair with random scissors!
- Painting the walls of what probably isn't even your apartment to match your haircolor!
- Dressing a mannequin as a robot lady-clown in an empty studio space and laughing maniacally!
- And more!!!!
Yaz: Real crazy pills for a real crazy life.
You're welcome for the new tagline, Bayer pharmaceutical company. And since I use Yaz, I'll take my compensation in oversized teddy bears that talk, please!